Category: Movie Reviews A-F

Crackerjack (1994)

Posted on May 2, 2026April 14, 2026 by garethmyles

Crackerjack is a Die Hard rip-off! Cheesy dialogue, cheap sets which Christopher Plummer somehow makes cool.

The Dawn Rapists (1978)

Posted on April 18, 2026April 18, 2026 by garethmyles

The title of Terrorismo Diario (originally Los violadores del amanecer and alternatively known as The Dawn Patrol or most controversially The Dawn Rapists) immediately signals its intent: unadulterated exploitation, designed to provoke a visceral reaction.

Backcountry (2014)

Posted on February 14, 2026March 11, 2026 by garethmyles

Adam MacDonald’s survival thriller, starring Missy Peregrym and Jeff Roop, is a solid, taut and effective take on the wilderness drama, though the ending feels rushed. A definite watch.

Fatal Games (1983)

Posted on February 7, 2026March 11, 2026 by garethmyles

Fatal Games is hard to find. Much like Linnea Quigley’s fleeting screentime, the film is a low-impact curiosity that’s is about as much work to find as it is to watch.

Allan Quatermain and the Lost City of Gold (1986)

Posted on January 10, 2026March 11, 2026 by garethmyles

This 1986 sequel lacks the original’s magic, suffering from a low budget and poor effects. While the plot stalls, Richard Chamberlain and Sharon Stone provide enough charm to keep this campy adventure fun for nostalgic fans.

Enter the Ninja (1981)

Posted on November 26, 2025March 11, 2026 by garethmyles

Enter the Ninja is a curious first installment to a much loved trilogy of trashy Cannon films. See Franco Nero, hear Marc Smith and watch Mike Stone fight!

Escape from Safehaven (1988)

Posted on November 8, 2025March 11, 2026 by garethmyles

Escape from Safehaven: A gloomy dive into the Post-Apocalyptic B-Movie universe

Dawn of the Dead (2004)

Posted on October 29, 2025March 11, 2026 by garethmyles

Dawn of the Dead (2004) is a wild, fast-paced remake of George A. Romero’s 1978 classic

Day of the Dead (1985)

Posted on October 15, 2025March 11, 2026 by garethmyles

Though now a cult classic, Romero’s Day of the Dead had mixed initial reviews. Critics praised Savini’s gore, but the narrative is seen as a slow, dark slog focused on unlikable characters and frustrating power struggles in a bunker.

Dawn of the Dead (1978)

Posted on October 8, 2025March 11, 2026 by garethmyles

George A. Romero’s “Dawn of the Dead” (1978) defined the modern zombie genre, cementing tropes like slow hordes & headshots. Its satire on consumer culture and commentary on societal decay make it a masterclass in entertainment & social commentary.