Category: Reviews

Turbulence 2: Fear of Flying (1999)

Posted on June 20, 2026June 20, 2026 by garethmyles

Turbulence 2: Fear of Flying trades suspense for clichés, weak characters, low-budget chaos, tonal misfires and underused star power from Tom Berenger

When Eight Bells Toll (1971)

Posted on June 13, 2026May 19, 2026 by garethmyles

When Eight Bells Toll a cold war thriller that never quite catches fire and remains Anthony Hopkins’ quiet failure.

Crackerjack 3 (2000)

Posted on June 6, 2026May 9, 2026 by garethmyles

Crackerjack 3 is a bizarre, bad sequel with an unconvincing hero, bad acting/comedy, and inept script – a painful experience!

Out of Time (1988)

Posted on May 30, 2026May 19, 2026 by garethmyles

A curious 80s TV relic, Out of Time pairs a time-travelling cop with a modern detective in a modest, pilot-like story. Bruce Abbott carries it well, but while occasionally fun, it never fully lives up to its premise.

Crackerjack 2 (1997)

Posted on May 23, 2026May 23, 2026 by garethmyles

Crackerjack 2 is a bad movie, existing in a uniquely bizarre category amplified by Judge Reinhold’s dead-on-accurate portrayal of an action hero who absolutely does not belong in that role.

$10,000 Blood Money (1967)

Posted on May 16, 2026May 16, 2026 by garethmyles

Let’s saddle up and give this $10,000 Blood Money a proper thrashing! Is 10,000 Dollars for a Massacre Spaghetti Western con Carne, or just another tuesday in the old west?

Violent Milan (1976)

Posted on May 9, 2026May 10, 2026 by garethmyles

A gritty, unpolished slice of 1970s Italian crime cinema, *Violent Milan* blends brutal action with grounded performances and procedural realism. Its relentless opening gives way to a slower, tense second half, ending on a bleak, abrupt note.

Crackerjack (1994)

Posted on May 2, 2026May 23, 2026 by garethmyles

Crackerjack is a Die Hard rip-off! Cheesy dialogue, cheap sets which Christopher Plummer somehow makes cool.

Turbulence (1997)

Posted on April 25, 2026June 20, 2026 by garethmyles

Turbulence is a terrible movie. Its plot is thin, most characters secondary to the central gimmick, and its execution leans heavily on audience complicity. However, it functions perfectly as an “enjoyably stupid” piece of cinema.

The Dawn Rapists (1978)

Posted on April 18, 2026April 18, 2026 by garethmyles

The title of Terrorismo Diario (originally Los violadores del amanecer and alternatively known as The Dawn Patrol or most controversially The Dawn Rapists) immediately signals its intent: unadulterated exploitation, designed to provoke a visceral reaction.